A friendly reminder to keep my sanity, and hopefully yours, too.
I had a bit of a nervous breakdown in the middle of the home decor section of Target the other day, which consequentially led to me running out of the store. (I usually try to look less like a shoplifter, but I didn't have the brainpower to care.)
Before my graceful exit, and I heard a little boy ask his mother, "what's wrong with that lady?"
She lied to him, because she said "nothing."
What she should have said was, "Well Timmy, that is what happens to people in a recession."