Bronson Arroyo: your hair makes you look like a complete tool.
Heidi Montag: Sometimes, when people say things about you, it's actually not because they're jealous. It's because you really are dumb.
John Mayer: I do not read your twitter.
Lady GaGa: Your clothing makes me laugh, but you also scare me.
Tim Lincecum: You're a pretty good pitcher, but you look like you want to be a greaser from The Outsiders. Stay Gold, Ponyboy.
Daniel Radcliffe: Yes, you're Harry Potter, but you aren't actually Harry Potter.
Bono: Just admit it, you aren't a musician, you're the Blackberry music video guy.
Spencer Pratt: The fact that natural selection hasn't eliminated you baffles me.
Kristen Stewart: It makes me sad for you, that you seem so sad, all the time. Buy something pretty with your Twilight monies, and smile. kthxbye.
Robert Pattinson: Sometimes, it's okay to not say exactly what you're thinking. Especially when what you think is inexplicable.
Hunter Pence: I will pay for 1 month of your WoW subscription for every down and away slider you don't swing at.
Heidi Klum: Are you a cyborg? Because I think you are.
3 comments:
Audrina Patridge: I don't know why everyone hates you so much, but I think you're okay.
Rachel Bilson: If I met you in Southern California, would you be my friend? Because I kind of want to hang out with your fiancee, I mean, I think we have a lot in common and we'd have a lot of fun shopping at designer stores.
Jon Gosselin: Do you think you could just stay inside...for like a week? Then everyone would forget about you and I wouldn't have to see your face everywhere.
Kate Gosselin: Do you think you could just stay inside...for like a week? Then everyone would forget about you and I wouldn't have to see your face everywhere.
Jennifer Garner: Can I babysit for you and Ben?
haha! this is awesome! Especially the one on Spencer Pratt....I really don't like that guy.
-Bryan C.
(for some reason Google is being an ass so I typed my name instead...anonymous comments are creepy)
So sorry about your Astros. My Red Sox are in the playoffs, thanks to the Texans taking a dive. And even though the Sox have lost several recently, they are sure to pull themselves together for LA.
See you at the World Series!
Uncle John
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